If you ever see me freeze in public, I’m probably trying to figure out what song is playing
WHY IS THIS WORLD FILLED WITH SO MANY ATTRACTIVE MEN WHO DONT WANT TO TOUCH ME
As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.
Imagine your icon murdering everyone in the room with you with a spoon.
All I want is for a boy to look at me and think “wow she is so cute she gives me a boner but I also want to make her soup”
the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post
we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning